In Patent-application-land, the hills roll on forever, while buttercups gently ripple with the breeze. Anything is possible in Patent-application-land. In this particular filling, Samsung lays out some ideas about helping you to keep your health in check. An “internet phone” and a “biological analysis device” would combine to send your vitals off to a diagnosis server, hospital or remote doctor. There’s also a provision for the use of “biochips,” which we hope refers to a data gathering medium, and not a half-time snack. While we’re not sure if this was a precursor to the freshly announced S-health service, if this ever came to be, at least you wouldn’t need to leave the house to get that agoraphobia diagnosis.